Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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