Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
