the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i barfeds in our rink
apparently the secret to your success is patron
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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