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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

we were pretty classy up until the second keg

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(970): View more from Colorado

she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.

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(913): View more from Kansas

My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits

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(510): View more from California

She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.

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(607): View more from New York

You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter

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