Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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