don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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