i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
