Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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