i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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