It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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