Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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