Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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