I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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