Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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