May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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