my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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