Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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