have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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