omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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