When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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