white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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