whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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