He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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