If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
