I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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