he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
