You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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