i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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