I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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