Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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