He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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