and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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