Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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