32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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