Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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