Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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