some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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