We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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