I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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