I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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