I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
