FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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