Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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