i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
