So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
