We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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