I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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