Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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