Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She's just so happy...and so naked.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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