have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
