I must be too annoying 4 u.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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