They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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