never play flip cup with pint glasses
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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