Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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