WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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